1st Captain General Sebastian Wyndam Villain:
"Captains log... Time unknown... I am lost, stranded here in the desert, I woke to a tragic end to my team and left with not a single drop of water. Last I remember we were celebrating the end of a hundred year war that we waged in this wasteland against our last major opposition in the battle for the Big Island. We drank our victory in deep, and we drank even deeper a supply of alcohol the opposition had stored. We were the elites! Our squad was named Soon Millions of Jubilant Musicians Under Several Tyrannical Parties Answer Yesterday! It never really rolled off the tongue so we just called it Smojmustpay for short. Anyways I eventually.. well blacked out. When I came to all but 2 of my squad members were lying dead around me. It was irresponsible of me and I will find and punish who ever did this to my team. I should have known not to drink as much as I did but I was sure the enemy was destroyed. I will avenge my team if it's the last thing I do... I am left with a name... Tequila Bradley"
Tequila Fuhrer Bradley Benjamin Price: "You.. psychotic.. bastard... that never happened, and why are you talking? No one can hear you."
Captain Sebastian: "YOU!"
Tequila Bradley: "Touch me and I'm blowing my rape whistle"
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
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